类型: IC
作者: Photoelectric
发布时间: 2014-04-01
17:10:47
更新时间: 2014-04-01 17:18:21
原链接:
https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=56634.0
Friends and Colleagues,
I am excited to bring to your
attention some news regarding a revolutionary advancement in
typing precision!
Have you ever used or read about mice
with adjustable weights in them? The weight changes the
moment of inertia of a mouse and makes the movements you
make more in tune with your preferences. Why has this
concept not been applied to typing? One can only wonder
about this missed opportunity.
Geekhackers everywhere
have experimented with /#gold springs, and found that they
produce enhanced typing experience, changing behavior of the
spring just so.
Now, you can add more weight to your
fingers with this 90% pure 24-carat GOLD NAILPOLISH!
At just $200 a bottle, it can be yours!
But wait, there is more! There is a Super Premium
Version with
95% pure 28-carat GOLD and FINELY GROUND MANDOLIN
CRYSTALS
that is
specially attuned with the gold in your /#goldsprings for
extra speedy typing!
Your fingers are practically guided to the springs by
gold-magnetic attraction!
Yours for a bargain of $500 a bottle!
Every real pro typist should have a bottle on hand!
Want to reach 160 WPM speed? This nail polish might be the
one for YOU!
I have secured a limited-time deal for the extra elite
crew on this forum, so please express your interest
ASAP!
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