类型: IC
作者: jacobsmirror
发布时间: 2021-04-01
09:37:03
更新时间: 2021-04-01 09:37:03
原链接:
https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=112045.0
Welcome to the interest check for GMK Ube
About
Imagine walking through a bustling mall (pre-covid,
obviously) and being struck by the irresistible olfactory
assault of that Japanese yam ice cream provides to your
senses. At first, it’s just a smell, but then you notice the
another hipster mall walker sauntering gleefully to an empty
table. Why are they so happy, you ask? They sit down and
slowly, almost reverently, remove the top of a non-branded,
non-bleached, ethically produced and sourced ice cream cup.
You can feel yourself salivating at the impending display of
ice and cream… but what flavor… what color? You can’t turn
away.
Suddenly, in a turn of shock and horror, the
hipster is distracted by an immediate deluge of cursing and
napkins flying through the air but a few feet away. A
maskless Karen-esque figure is having a heated argument with
food court employee over not getting the right amount of
chicken tenders in her order. The short-haired gladiator of
mall injustice throws her package of fried chicken parts at
the employee, but they expertly block the attack (obviously
not the first time they’ve had to defend themselves against
an onslaught of breaded and browned poultry). The shorted
box of tendies sails directly towards the hipster with the
ice cream, top already slightly ajar. In nearly slow motion,
you notice one rogue half-eaten tender leave its protective
box and sail right into the hipster’s face, knocking off
their fake glasses, and causing an involuntary, albeit
incredibly late, reaction to try protect themselves.
In
a twist of fate, the ice cream has ascended into the air,
almost like it was returning to heaven. You watch the cup
majestically arc to its pinnacle in flight, but as you do,
you notice the most beautiful amethyst sphere revealing
itself from the organic and completely recyclable packaging.
It crosses between your hungry eyes and the overly bright
food court pendant light, creating a happenstance lunar
eclipse. Mouth agape by this glorious scene, you’re frozen
by the beauty of the perfectly formed sphere coming ever
closer… darker… colder… ice-like…
You wake up on the
floor of the food court and look around, Karen still
screaming, hipster still looking confused and assaulted. You
try to speak, but you realize your mouth isn’t moving, and
is terribly cold. You bring your hand to your mouth and feel
something freezing, but smooth…. giving. You can begin to
feel it melting in your mouth, the exotic flavor of
something reminiscent of grandma’s Thanksgiving sweet potato
pie but sweet, colder, and more true. You look down at your
hand and realize it’s covered in the most beautiful purple
color you’ve ever witnessed, like God Himself had been
holding back the best hue until this very moment. Mesmerized
by the sight and taste overload that literally just landed
in your face, you lay back, close your eyes, and just melt
into the ube experience. This, is the inspiration for GMK
Ube.
Kits
There is but one way to
experience Ube, and hence, one kit.
Colors
Renders
Horizon by Hand Engineering
Horizon by Hand Engineering
Horizon by Hand Engineering
Satisfaction75 by Cannonkeys
Satisfaction75 by Cannonkeys
Satisfaction75 by Cannonkeys
J-02 by Proto[Typist]
J-02 by Proto[Typist]
J-02 by Proto[Typist]
Vendors
US:
Panc Interactive
(I haven’t told Alex about this yet, but he won’t
tell me no.)
EU : TBD
UK : TBD
AU : TBD
China
: TBD
SEA : TBD
CA : TBD
KR : TBD
Community Endorsements
“I heard what I thought was the apostle Paul speaking to
me. He told me to break into the closest Burger King and
kick in the western wall. What I found was this Keyset and
a Glock with a laser sight”
-MrDongblaster
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